What does Urban Dictionary say about your name?

Post what Urban Dictionary says about your name! Choose whichever definition you like best/describes you the best. I'll start:


Eleni
the most beautiful greek girl ever - she has a nice smile, long dark hair, a hot skinny toned body and tanned skin - loved by many hated by few - she's really smart and has a killer personality, she's the envy of so many and so many guys want her - not many people know but under her laughing and tough exterior she's actually quite sensitive and has been through a lot...
wow I wish I was Eleni
Look at Eleni's hot new shoes

Mhh I have a compound name Evelin-Viviane..

Evelin

The most beautiful and intelligent girl on the face of the earth. She is damn near perfect in everyway. She can cook, clean, dresses great, and knows how to keep her man happy. Shes sweet caring and no one can ever be like her. She loves haters, and doesnt give a crap what you think about her. She is the best wifey in the world and the guy who married her is the luckiest man in the world.
That guy is so lucky, Evelin loves him.
I wish i would have been better to Evelin, then she'd still be mine.


viviane
A girl who is the most hottest thing i've ever seen. She is smart and hot, yet dateable. But she's shy and different from the others. That's why I love her.
Guy 1: Oh god did you see her today?

Guy 2: Viviane? Yeah she's a fucking goddess.

Gerard
a kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo. Hes good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. Hes smart and will end up at a good college. Gerard is french for "huge dick." A gerard usually gets a ton of girls.

LOL! I wish that was true XD

Daniela

The most awesome girl you will meet ever in the history of ever.She will love you like no other. Mary Jane with you and make love like no other. Find her. Keep her. She's amazing and did I mention she's beautiful?

I'm never letting go of my Daniela

Wei

God of Taiwan, supreme ruler of all of China as well.

Don't say that, or Wei will reign fire upon your house.

Jeremy
A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

Sounds about right

Sweet little girl with a lion-like mane of curly hair. Appreciates Italian boys or other southern Europeans with bad English pronunciation skills.

Can also refer to the act of brushing one's hair in the partner's face during sex.
Random Italian - "Ciao bella! How you are?"
A Dorota - "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii there!"

dafuq xD the English version of my name had more normal answears...
ok, i have curly hair, i find bad English skills quite cute, but i always run away from Italian guys X_X

Rebecka
A woman who is feisty, charming and full of a wry sense humor. She has a beautiful face with graceful contours and angles. Her animated facial expressions and honest heart don't require much deciphering; what she says is what she means! She is determined to accomplish, sometimes to the point of sacrificing the joys in life to have a project or goal completed. She is emotionally vulnerable only to those she absolutely trusts, to all others she is extremely wary. Not one who is easily influenced, though she is extremely influential and she knows it! A friendship with her is long lasting full of great memorable moments. She loves organizing and being in control, but is willing to yield to better judgment. Destined for greatness!
She is one in a million and a treasure to behold!

Girl 1: All my life I've dreamed of being smart, stunning and not be afraid to shake things up!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanted to be named Rebecka too!

I am so surprised by this answer O__O

that was the closest i got:

Higis:

Another slang gangsta way of saying hi guys to your home boysss

ANUDA DOPE WAAAY TEHH SAY HEY GUYS TO YO HOME BOYS
Your friend says: Hello comrade
You say: Higis

Anne

A very cute girl, surrounded by people who like her, mainly into things that people are normally not interested in, has a very interesting personality and an amazing smile, mainly the name of an Australian girl, very loveable!

I'm not Australian though haha

haha there's another funny definition:

An attractive and classy young woman who lives up to the simple beauty of her name.
Boy #1: How come you didn't take that hot chick home with you last night to bang?
Boy #2: No man, Anne isn't like that. You just don't dick around with girls like her.