What turns you on?

joestarbill wrote:

Innerchi wrote:

joestarbill wrote:

Innerchi wrote: when men cook

Assuming actually cook as opposed to just making microwave food or instant noodles
Or setting the kitchen on fire

Actually cook but the other sounds amusing...from a distance

My roommates set the kitchen on fire biweekly

Sounds like you need to invest in marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate....

feeling massaged when the hot water in the shower hits my back. very relaxing.

forgetting to zip up my pants after using the restroom and then going out in public like that.

finding out that a creepy neighbor sneaks into your house to steal your underwear.

when a zit grows underneath another zit, making it extra mountainous.

accidentally dropping my dinner on the floor after taking it out of the microwave.

patches wrote: feeling massaged when the hot water in the shower hits my back. very relaxing.

It is, I could stay in the shower forever.

patches wrote: forgetting to zip up my pants after using the restroom and then going out in public like that.

When I find out that I forgot, I get so embarrassed and quickly zip it up

patches wrote: finding out that a creepy neighbor sneaks into your house to steal your underwear.

That's a scary feeling, I would set a trap or have a video set up and call the police.

patches wrote: when a zit grows underneath another zit, making it extra mountainous.

Zit²

patches wrote: accidentally dropping my dinner on the floor after taking it out of the microwave.

That's a mess and a terrible feeling especially if its one of my china plates.

@joe: lol, yes, it's all overwhelming.

my neighbor making perverted phones calls to me every morning, breathing heavily in my ear in hopes of me asking him out. :sick:

patches wrote: my neighbor making perverted phones calls to me every morning, breathing heavily in my ear in hopes of me asking him out. :sick:

Ewwwwww ... you should block him. How did he get your number?