What turns you on?

sandwiches

fine legs, chicken legs.

When the video finishes buffering

joestarbill wrote: When the video finishes buffering

Do you want to go rule Russia and take all the women with me one day?

I'll do the riding/driving, you do the talking.

Probably the accent, this is cute to me.

Giving me unlimited access to your netflix account, taking me out for tacos & pupusas, dancing bachata, & prepping for the zombie apocalypse together

She fit perfectly in the nook of my arm. She swags. She tells me to f*ck off. She snagged me simply by snorting like a pig during laughter. Weirdest f*cking bait I ever fell for. She was beautiful. She had the window of my fantasies. A downtown apartment bedroom window made from wood and extra long in height and rounded at the top that lets the moonlight and noisy traffic in and faces the east so you can wake up to the sunlight and not a damn alarm clock, how waking is meant to be.

Getting unlimited access to Crunchyroll

joestarbill wrote: Getting unlimited access to Crunchyroll

^^This

Watching random youtube videos when I should be doing something else