Personal Collection of Embarrassing Stories

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Lady_Jackson wrote:

timr51 wrote: I was at a friend's bbq party and everyone was drinking and just having a great time! well my friends and I went in the basement at the end of the night and kept drinking till 2am, meanwhile my one drunk friend disappeared. We decided where we were going to sleep and I chose to sleep in the basement. I am knocked out on the mattress on the floor. Well my drunk friend comes back with this girl and start to fuck on the couch bed right in front of me while I'm passed out. I wake up disturbed as hell and I realized what was happening. So I just closed my eyes and laid there trying to go back to sleep while they were fucking. I didn't know what to do in that situtation lmao Awkward as fuck

Did they find out afterwards? I wonder who would be more embarassed. LOL

I don't even know... All I heard was moaning and the bed springs kept moving! @_@ It was like a nightmare hahahahaha when I woke up later, they saw me and were like "heyyy, goodmorning" tryin to play that shit off lmao

Man! That must've been embarrassing, especially since it was an international flight and there was no way off for hours! Props to you for getting through that ordeal! I would not fly on a plane for a long time if that ever happened to me.

Nana91 wrote: When I was around 9 years old, I was on a long international flight. The only previous time I had been on a plane was when I was 5, so I didn't know that when go into the airplane bathroom, you're supposed to slide the lock that then says "OCCUPIED". So I just closed the door, thinking it automatically locked.

I was using the bathroom, when an old lady suddenly opened the door. There was a whole line of people waiting outside my particular bathroom. I was so mortified, I quickly slammed the door shut.

When I went back to my seat, I heard a familiar voice behind me. I turned around and saw that the passengers seated behind me were the old lady and her son -- the old lady who had opened the door and the son who was one of the half dozen people waiting in line behind her.

Uh oh. Should've told them that it wasn't you But maybe they wouldn't have believed you.

nicki wrote: It's not that bad now that I think about it but back then I wished the ground would have opened and swallowed me up..

Couple of years ago, I lived in this building on the 14th floor and was way too lazy to take the stairs..
One time I came home from university rather late at night and got into the elevator..
My sense of smell isn't that sensitive but even I was blown away by that immensely farty smell.. It was SO bad!!!
When I reached the 2nd floor, 3 asian guys got in.. Just one look at their faces was enough to tell me that they were equally shocked by the smell and must have thought it was me..
As they stared at me and giggled, talking to each other in their language, I got more and more embarrassed, quickly got out on the 8th floor and disappeared into the darkness

timr51 wrote:

Lady_Jackson wrote:

timr51 wrote: I was at a friend's bbq party and everyone was drinking and just having a great time! well my friends and I went in the basement at the end of the night and kept drinking till 2am, meanwhile my one drunk friend disappeared. We decided where we were going to sleep and I chose to sleep in the basement. I am knocked out on the mattress on the floor. Well my drunk friend comes back with this girl and start to fuck on the couch bed right in front of me while I'm passed out. I wake up disturbed as hell and I realized what was happening. So I just closed my eyes and laid there trying to go back to sleep while they were fucking. I didn't know what to do in that situtation lmao Awkward as fuck

Did they find out afterwards? I wonder who would be more embarassed. LOL

I don't even know... All I heard was moaning and the bed springs kept moving! @_@ It was like a nightmare hahahahaha when I woke up later, they saw me and were like "heyyy, goodmorning" tryin to play that shit off lmao

Wow! You definitely deserve a medal for getting through that type of awkwardness!

TeddyJerr wrote:

timr51 wrote:

Lady_Jackson wrote:

timr51 wrote: I was at a friend's bbq party and everyone was drinking and just having a great time! well my friends and I went in the basement at the end of the night and kept drinking till 2am, meanwhile my one drunk friend disappeared. We decided where we were going to sleep and I chose to sleep in the basement. I am knocked out on the mattress on the floor. Well my drunk friend comes back with this girl and start to fuck on the couch bed right in front of me while I'm passed out. I wake up disturbed as hell and I realized what was happening. So I just closed my eyes and laid there trying to go back to sleep while they were fucking. I didn't know what to do in that situtation lmao Awkward as fuck

Did they find out afterwards? I wonder who would be more embarassed. LOL

I don't even know... All I heard was moaning and the bed springs kept moving! @_@ It was like a nightmare hahahahaha when I woke up later, they saw me and were like "heyyy, goodmorning" tryin to play that shit off lmao

Wow! You definitely deserve a medal for getting through that type of awkwardness!

Thanks! I did my best, hell, I was drunk too so the urge to get up wasn't really there lmao I hope that never ever happens again to me @_@

I went to a country school and we did a two week 'city trip' where we got to stay in motel rooms each night and had our classes in a city office each day. I was around 15 years old. One day when out shopping, I bought glow-in-the-dark nail polish and that night my roommates and I painted our nails and were charging them up by the lights, then flicking the lights off and dancing around the room flashing our nails. Well... ladies will know that when painting your nails, if you aren't too good at it you kind of go over the edges and it gets on the skin around the edges of the nails, but it comes off the skin pretty easy, so all good. I thought that due to that logic, nail polish comes off any skin surface easily. So I painted war stripes and what not on my face, charged my face by the lights, and continued to go crazy. As you do. Turns out it DOESN'T come off any skin surface easily and despite even trying with a steel wool scourer I couldn't remove it! The next morning I went to the classroom/office and spoke to the teacher in charge, asking if I could quickly go to the chemist to get some nail polish remover. She wanted to know why, it was a strict school, with strict expectations that the class members start on time. So I told her, "It's for my face!!!!" Seriously though, when not glowing, that stuff just looks like yellow snot! Nail polish remover on the face stings like a bitch too.

yongtamelia wrote: I went to a country school and we did a two week 'city trip' where we got to stay in motel rooms each night and had our classes in a city office each day. I was around 15 years old. One day when out shopping, I bought glow-in-the-dark nail polish and that night my roommates and I painted our nails and were charging them up by the lights, then flicking the lights off and dancing around the room flashing our nails. Well... ladies will know that when painting your nails, if you aren't too good at it you kind of go over the edges and it gets on the skin around the edges of the nails, but it comes off the skin pretty easy, so all good. I thought that due to that logic, nail polish comes off any skin surface easily. So I painted war stripes and what not on my face, charged my face by the lights, and continued to go crazy. As you do. Turns out it DOESN'T come off any skin surface easily and despite even trying with a steel wool scourer I couldn't remove it! The next morning I went to the classroom/office and spoke to the teacher in charge, asking if I could quickly go to the chemist to get some nail polish remover. She wanted to know why, it was a strict school, with strict expectations that the class members start on time. So I told her, "It's for my face!!!!" Seriously though, when not glowing, that stuff just looks like yellow snot! Nail polish remover on the face stings like a bitch too.

Hahaha!

timr51 wrote:

TeddyJerr wrote:

timr51 wrote:

Lady_Jackson wrote:

timr51 wrote: I was at a friend's bbq party and everyone was drinking and just having a great time! well my friends and I went in the basement at the end of the night and kept drinking till 2am, meanwhile my one drunk friend disappeared. We decided where we were going to sleep and I chose to sleep in the basement. I am knocked out on the mattress on the floor. Well my drunk friend comes back with this girl and start to fuck on the couch bed right in front of me while I'm passed out. I wake up disturbed as hell and I realized what was happening. So I just closed my eyes and laid there trying to go back to sleep while they were fucking. I didn't know what to do in that situtation lmao Awkward as fuck

Did they find out afterwards? I wonder who would be more embarassed. LOL

I don't even know... All I heard was moaning and the bed springs kept moving! @_@ It was like a nightmare hahahahaha when I woke up later, they saw me and were like "heyyy, goodmorning" tryin to play that shit off lmao

Wow! You definitely deserve a medal for getting through that type of awkwardness!

Thanks! I did my best, hell, I was drunk too so the urge to get up wasn't really there lmao I hope that never ever happens again to me @_@

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