Make me fall for you with one sentence

i got free unlimited pizza

I found all the winning numbers at the lottery.

I am just happy to see you.... could be clean, could be dirty... lol

I don't want to change you

Crazytexasgirl61 wrote: I love anything that involves yoga & flexibility.

perfect. cause right now im stiff as a board.

JunJun.fr wrote: I found all the winning numbers at the lottery.

fall for you. not go down on one knee, propose, and promise to become your slave for the rest of your life .

Hello Handsome, I just became a millionaire, you want to run away with me ?

Everyone has words they aren't able to say deep in their heart, experiences pain that cuts through their flesh, and affections that they have no one to entrust to.

You're the fart I didnt wanna let out.

PastorAvocado wrote: You're the fart I didnt wanna let out.

Let it go! Let it go!


Interesting fact ~ people are much more likely to fart WHEN in planes. Because when the cabin pressure drops, the air must expand into more space. That means the gas sitting inside the stomach then expands by 30 per cent… and it needs to go somewhere.



Every time you board a plane for a long flight. It's only inevitable that many of the passengers and even that pretty female attendant are all going to fart alot in your enclosed passenger space. Do remember that on your next flight.

I knew they'd send someone to come after me... I am glad it's you that holds the chalice, to which I shall drink deep...