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TChan wrote:

hapajoe wrote: 10 for being the most stylish, GQ Cover belonging, 90's Vietnamese Triad Boss moonlighting as a waiter.

cheers

10 for being the son of a father, a father who was constantly sexually aroused but had no way of release, he was tired of the payment plans he was forced to give some of the women who offered their help. He found a way around that though, he found Vietnam. Your mother wasn't his first or even 10th choice but even in Vietnam he didn't have the luxury of having a choice. He tried a couple women until one ended up pregnant, usually people leave when something terrible like that happens, but your father was amazing, he gave her a green card.

It’s ok TChan, I’m not upset that you brought my folks into this. It does no good to suppress your feelings and I want you to know that I’m damn proud of you. Let it out. Let it all out just like our last session:


Hapajoe: It's not your fault.

TChan: [mesmorized by his own beauty through even the reflection of a door knob] I know...

Hapajoe: No you don't. It's not your fault.

TChan: [Serious] I know.

Hapajoe: No. Listen to me Grasshopper. It's not your fault.

TChan: I know that.

Hapajoe: It's not your fault.

[TChan is silent, eyes closed]

Hapajoe: [steps closer] It's not your fault.

TChan: [Tchan’s eyes open, misty already] Don't fack with me!

Hapajoe. Not you.

Hapajoe: [steps even closer] It's not your fault.

[TChan shoves Hapajoe back, and then, hands trembling, buries his face in his hands. TChan begins sobbing. Hapajoe puts his hands on Tchan’s shoulders, and Hapajoe grabs him and holds him close, crying]

TChan: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry Hapajoe!

[TChan continues sobbing in Hapajoe’s arms]
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TChan: Hey, does this violate the uh...Sensei-Grasshopper relationship?

Hapajoe: Only if you grab my ass.

cheers

Wow...

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I'm not gay, but I think you are attractive.

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stfu

blergh wrote: stfu

LOL BRENT! OMG You STFU

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