whats your all the time best joke?

This is mine xD

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he is ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.
“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.
“10…” says the doctor.
“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.
“10…9…8…7…”

Three men were buried under a landslide in China.

They're inside a car when it happened, and miraculously still have cell phone connection.

The first man made a phone call to the police:

"I'm a good citizen and husband, please come save us!"

The police tell him they will come for them in 24 hours

The second man made a phone call to the army:

"Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!"

The soldier tell him they will come for them in 12 hours

The final man made a phone call to someone, and made a whisper which the other two man can't hear

Within an hour, the men were dug out and rescued

A group of police officer walks up to the weary men:

"Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?"

tell me you're from the prc without telling me you're from the prc. ^

CHOOSE A SIDE! CHOOSE A SIDE!

San_Ichiban wrote: tell me you're from the prc without telling me you're from the prc. ^

Alright miss, are you serious about Taiwan is a country? Let me go grab my handcuffs real quick .

Black Knight wrote: This is mine xD

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he is ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.
“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.
“10…” says the doctor.
“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.
“10…9…8…7…”

Hahah imagine the look on that dying man's face. Damn!

Rentaloppa wrote:

San_Ichiban wrote: tell me you're from the prc without telling me you're from the prc. ^

Alright miss, are you serious about Taiwan is a country? Let me go grab my handcuffs real quick .

There’s been report about shortage of handcuffs because kinky cops from different departments panic buying them. For those who like to get their hands on them will have to be on a wait list.

I dont get it. Does it mean i am too old for this one?

impossible. it seems as if youre too young.