Marriage

Jessrabbit wrote:

jawnmatsu wrote:

Jessrabbit wrote: stop trashing my topic if you wanna talk to me in detail PM me

yo frenchie,
y so hostile? u wanna get nuts? i just find it odd that one would advertise for marriage on this site in the form of a thread. that's it. you can do whatever you want, and infact i wished you luck.
it's your topic, so have at it, but you don't own the forum. i have zero desire to pm you, and i would like to publicly tell you that your thread is alittle pathetic. it reeks of desperation. that's all. u wanna bring it? i can and enjoy bringing it back!

36 old boy with the behavior of a 15 years old gangster haha made my day. just a time waster. ciao

were u perhaps dropped when u were a baby? do u maybe have a mild case of autism?

traveljunkie wrote: Dear Kurt,

I just saw your advertisement and I am very interested in your proposal. Could you please confirm if there are any additional requirements for the wife you are looking for?

I am very lovable-emotional and look for exactly the same as you. I am more than happy to give you all my stamps to ensure you know the value I bring into the marriage.

I am also mature and can take care of you and provide everything you need.

I hope I read from you soon my dear.

Love,
Gertrude

Dear Gertrude,

actually there aren't any additional requirements my future wife should have except being lovable/emotional but cooking skill is a big plus!

To merge our stamps would be the highlight. I'm looking forward!!!

I would like to know what about romantic? Do you like?
Cause I'm a romantic boy, love without romantic is like Michael Jackson performing without dancing.


Warm regards,
Kurt

LULZ x 10

Dear Kurt,

My face lit up when I read your response, so full of kindness; you must be a pure gentleman with a big heart. It was delight to read.

My cooking skills are very developed and I can offer you to cook every night when you come home from a tiring day and make sure you have a packed lunch for work. Your work collagues will envy you. My mother always made sure I never put too much salt and pepper into any dishes and taught me how to make a man happy.

I like romantic and will accept everything you have to offer, I am sure you can make me very happy from the bottom of my heart.

Please do let me know how you would like to proceed.

Love,
Gertrude

Dear Gertrude,

this is absolutely great!

At the moment, I'm very busy with constructing my eco-friendly bicycle but I would like to have a deeper conversation with you later.
I will PM you as soon as possible!


Warm regards,
Kurt

Dear Kurt,

Thank you very much, eargerly awaiting your message and hope I can make you happy. Please don't break my heart.

Love,
Gertrude

stahp..

traveljunkie wrote: Dear Kurt,

My face lit up when I read your response, so full of kindness; you must be a pure gentleman with a big heart. It was delight to read.

My cooking skills are very developed and I can offer you to cook every night when you come home from a tiring day and make sure you have a packed lunch for work. Your work collagues will envy you. My mother always made sure I never put too much salt and pepper into any dishes and taught me how to make a man happy.

I like romantic and will accept everything you have to offer, I am sure you can make me very happy from the bottom of my heart.

Please do let me know how you would like to proceed.

Love,
Gertrude

What an awesome mom.

/push