What turns you on?

joestarbill wrote: What if the waiter did this ...?

lol. then i should probably date the waiter instead.

patches wrote:

joestarbill wrote: What if the waiter did this ...?

lol. then i should probably date the waiter instead.

OMG

Does hot Stash Premium Chai Green Tea in a Double Walled Insulated Thermo Turkish Glass Cup in the mornings count?

taking a shower

When he told me that if I left this world before him that he honestly couldn't handle it. That he would have to follow me just a few days later because the love I gave him wouldn't be there anymore. That he would chase me into the next life. No matter how many times he has told me he loves me, and not only did I hear it, but I deeply felt it, I think what he said about how he would really die inside if I left this world, moved me in such a deep way that I think it's the most beautiful thing he's ever said to me. And I'm humbled. I'm humbled that such a man loves me that much. It's incredible. It really is.

And I wish everyone could know what that feels like.

bad puns

when a guy doesn't tell you he's bipolar until after the wedding.

stealing my neighbor's mail for the free perfume samples inside magazine subscriptions.

His eyelids and hands. His eyelids give him this sexy bedroom eyes look mixed with mystery. Those hands have a special feeling in his touch. And he's so masculine, yet he is a gentleman and is very patient and considerate of my feelings and well being. I love that combination. It makes my heart flutter.

loyalty.