What does Urban Dictionary say about your name?

Jeff is a state of being. Not simply just a name; a state existence of higher than nirvana.

#mynameisjeff


Hahah I love it

Rose
Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Rose is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though she may come off as snobby, she is truly just shy with people and takes her time getting to know someone but if she likes you then she will be the best friend you could ever have. Knowing a Rose is a blessing in your life because once you get her out of her shell, she is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a Rose's trust because no matter what, she always has your back. Rose is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With her perfection and sweet ways. She just has that X factor you dont find in any other girls! A really loving girlfriend who you could bring home to met your mother!(usually your whole family will fall in love with her then too) , she just has that effect on people, and she will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in!. No stranger to advances from men/women as there is usually a queue lined up trying to get to her, her sexual energy is unreal/amazing so you can understand why this is!! She is completely faithful and honest the best girlfriend/wife you could ask for. Usually dont give second chances so dont piss her off!!

All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
That girl is so nice! She must be a Rose!

Random man:(Q)That girl is the most beautiful/sexy/amazing/gorgeous person i have ever seen who is she???

Rose"s friend: Oh thats my friend rose something special isnt she!!
#beautiful#intellegent#sexy#great friend/lover#girls cant help be jealous#{wife material]#{dammmm shes a sexy chick]

Monika - A Yandere girl who would delete/kill everyone around you just so they can be with you they are obsessed with you they always hide the fact that they are obsessed and act nice but they can be mean and snap on other people around you.

Marco - One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at treating women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays pokemon like it's his religion. He's contemptuous, however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in music. Commonly tall, and athletic. Enjoys running. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to cry on whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.

And here I thought Urban dictionary was only good for vulgar slangs

Instant Noodles
The main power and life source of college students.
I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

totally relateable

Natalia

A very beautiful girl with AMAZING hair. she has the best smile and is so nice to everyone but if she hates you its because you did something to piss her off and if she hates you REALLY hates you. you don't wanna piss her off. she's zoo sweet and caring. she will give you the best advice. always bubbly, really outgoing. natalia is really missable. everyone misses her. once you meet her you better keep her cause if you leave her you will miss her after 2 seconds. anyone who gets to date her should feel really lucky cause she has an amazing personality and will make you feel loved. i feel sorry for you if you don't. you meet a natalia who is pieces you better keep her and never loose her. you will regret it. don't loose her.

kid 1: i love natalia so much
kid 2: me too lets go stalk her

lmao

Papaya wrote: Natalia

A very beautiful girl with AMAZING hair. she has the best smile and is so nice to everyone but if she hates you its because you did something to piss her off and if she hates you REALLY hates you. you don't wanna piss her off. she's zoo sweet and caring. she will give you the best advice. always bubbly, really outgoing. natalia is really missable. everyone misses her. once you meet her you better keep her cause if you leave her you will miss her after 2 seconds. anyone who gets to date her should feel really lucky cause she has an amazing personality and will make you feel loved. i feel sorry for you if you don't. you meet a natalia who is pieces you better keep her and never loose her. you will regret it. don't loose her.

kid 1: i love natalia so much
kid 2: me too lets go stalk her

lmao

does juan and pedro know ur here?

Jacky
A dorky and nerdy Asian guy who's crazy beyond all recognition. Usually restrained but goes all out when socially active. Great with math, horrible with english.

kai wrote:

Papaya wrote: Natalia

A very beautiful girl with AMAZING hair. she has the best smile and is so nice to everyone but if she hates you its because you did something to piss her off and if she hates you REALLY hates you. you don't wanna piss her off. she's zoo sweet and caring. she will give you the best advice. always bubbly, really outgoing. natalia is really missable. everyone misses her. once you meet her you better keep her cause if you leave her you will miss her after 2 seconds. anyone who gets to date her should feel really lucky cause she has an amazing personality and will make you feel loved. i feel sorry for you if you don't. you meet a natalia who is pieces you better keep her and never loose her. you will regret it. don't loose her.

kid 1: i love natalia so much
kid 2: me too lets go stalk her

lmao

does juan and pedro know ur here?

hahaha Kyle i know this is your way to tell me you miss me, you can just send me a message on fb you know

Sean
This is a guy that is one of a kind and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He's had a past that is both long and hard but he makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. This means he can piss people off easily but he always has them laughing ten seconds later about the same thing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Even though he says being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's not a god send and he's not perfect but he's close in his own way. He's someone that you don't know you've fallen for until you already have. He's one of the best things you'll ever have and keeping him is what you should do if you ever get him.
Sean <3

Sounds like some friend trying to wingman this guy