What are you doing right now......

Studying for final tomorrow

Full on youtube binge

Working.

it's grocery shopping day, and i'm craving ice cream.

i think it's funny that hippos are territorial. can you imagine this big, fat thing charging after you because you're in his pond? lol.

omg, this hippo was scarily close:

being a causal translator

i went hunting for a buffalo this afternoon, running on foot because i'm fast. the chase ended with me accidentally stepping in a rabbit hole and falling to the ground, so the buffalo decided to turn back around and chase me instead.

patches wrote: i went hunting for a buffalo this afternoon, running on foot because i'm fast. the chase ended with me accidentally stepping in a rabbit hole and falling to the ground, so the buffalo decided to turn back around and chase me instead.

Are you hunting with a spear or a gun?

joestarbill wrote: Are you hunting with a spear or a gun?

sometimes i use spears.
other times i roll into a ball while going downhill and knock him off his feet.
or i'll grab his tongue, whirl him around fast enough to send him into outer space, where he'll come back down and light up on fire because of reentering the atmosphere. that's how i make bbq. he's fully cooked once he comes back down.

*i don't like to cook, so i have send him to outer space.