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9 years 3 months ago #422094 by satchmo-75
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Next time I go out on a date, I must remember to bring some matches because holding in your farts apparently doesn’t make them disappear. All they do is amalgamate with other farts and, when they finally do come out, it’s literally explosive. Like I want to rip off my pants, wrench open the nearest window and let it rip with a long, pungent anal symphony of highs and lows so mellifluous they create a new musical scale.
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9 years 3 months ago #422100 by vietninja
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Goddamn, the season finale of Star Wars Rebels was so freaking epic! Darth Maul, Darth Vader, Inquisitors, Ahsoka Tano, Kanan, and Ezra all in one episode! It was like I was watching a movie, just not as long. It definitely paves the way for future Star Wars films.
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9 years 3 months ago #422106 by ITGamerGirl
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satchmo-75 wrote: Next time I go out on a date, I must remember to bring some matches because holding in your farts apparently doesn’t make them disappear. All they do is amalgamate with other farts and, when they finally do come out, it’s literally explosive. Like I want to rip off my pants, wrench open the nearest window and let it rip with a long, pungent anal symphony of highs and lows so mellifluous they create a new musical scale.


The visual that conquered up was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
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9 years 3 months ago #422114 by Whatusername
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satchmo-75 wrote: Next time I go out on a date, I must remember to bring some matches because holding in your farts apparently doesn’t make them disappear. All they do is amalgamate with other farts and, when they finally do come out, it’s literally explosive. Like I want to rip off my pants, wrench open the nearest window and let it rip with a long, pungent anal symphony of highs and lows so mellifluous they create a new musical scale.


So the matches are for lighting it... on fire? Have you considered gluing a deflated balloon to your gas valve? You could save it for later as lantern fuel. Although with that plan, don't sit down, else it'll all get pumped back in.
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9 years 3 months ago #422116 by blahblah
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Why do people post their insta if their insta actually is private???
Do they want me to stalk them or not!?!
:angry:
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9 years 3 months ago - 9 years 3 months ago #422118 by Oneofakind
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Me: Hahaha I'm not so surprised. Yeah, I should have expected it, but I had some hope of change.
*After thinking...
Me: Mais au moins je l'ai fait, et je suis fière de moi. Je crois peut-être pouvoir le surmonter un jour, je l'espère bien. :whew:
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9 years 3 months ago #422121 by Jurella
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Its finally weekend.. xD
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9 years 3 months ago #422126 by cyadn
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Happy April Fools everyone! I just got pranked through text messages from a friend, so sad.
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9 years 3 months ago #422131 by ambernchan
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i miss talking to the old people from when i first joined over 4 years ago
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9 years 3 months ago #422140 by ITGamerGirl
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*nuzzles your cheek* Where are you? I miss you.
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