RANDOM THOUGHTS

wan an!

i'm feeling more positive feelings towards animated characters than human beings.

Hatoful Boyfriend is life.

I went to Hot Yoga for the first time. I walked in with a tank top on and in less than 10 seconds I stripped it off because it was completely saturated with sweat. You know what else? I have no stamina. I was shocked at how shitty I am despite working out for for so many years. Back in the day I was fine, hence the running-around-naked-in-San Francisco, and now I'm one of those guys you'd see on Average Joe (except with exceptionally above average hair --I was going to say "penis" but I'm now an upstanding member of society right?)

The room was dark when I first stepped in, to keep it cooler I suppose. So I grabbed a mat and sat at the back of the class, limbering up and all ready to learn positions where I'd be able to suck my own, uh, hair. The lights went on and -- cripes -- I was actually situated at the front of the class, right in front of the wall mirror where I, and everyone else, couldn't not look at my bountiful man-breasts.

I sucked it up and put on a look of confidence because that works wonders to cover up the sobs of that fat little kid inside of me.

Anyhow, I'd definitely recommend it to everyone, even though I'm only partial to actually going the hell back there again. An hour and a half of meditating on anything but current life does wonders for your soul -- even if it does screw up your back to hell.

On a plus side, I also tricked the instructor into kissing me. Pulled the ol' "kiss me on the cheek" and turned my head at the last second to crush my lips into hers. I am a champ, someone take my hand and kiss it and give me a bouquet of flowers, because sometimes guys want flowers too, you know.

R.I.P Christina Grimmie

Vesna wrote: i'm feeling more positive feelings towards animated characters than human beings.

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why o why is the pirate bay down

I want pizza

I was scheduled to be somewhere today, but the plane just wouldn't take off. I really thought of HIJACKING as an option. For once, it would be nice to hold a gun against the pilot's head and yell " I AM HIJACKING THIS PLANE TO ITS SCHEDULED DESTINATION"!