What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

I guess I should add to my previous post: Put a BB gun in my friend's mouth... though it wasn't cocked. He won't ever let me forget it. I also shot various people with that bb gun earlier in the night. All while dressed like Lara Croft.

Amators. Nuff said.

Lady Murasaki wrote: Amators. Nuff said.

dumbest things i have ever done while drinking would be drinking my beer so fast .

The two dumbest things i've one whilst drunk was:

Fall asleep in front of the TV at my parents house, woke up, felt sick then threw up in the living room, drunkenly and frantically trying to clean it up with whatever products I could get my hands on and then blaming it on the dog the next morning.

Started dancing the conga in high heels, slipped where someone spilt a drink on the dancefloor and whacked my knee on the floor, ended up with a massive bruise

farabovetheclouds wrote: The two dumbest things i've one whilst drunk was:

Fall asleep in front of the TV at my parents house, woke up, felt sick then threw up in the living room, drunkenly and frantically trying to clean it up with whatever products I could get my hands on and then blaming it on the dog the next morning.

Started dancing the conga in high heels, slipped where someone spilt a drink on the dancefloor and whacked my knee on the floor, ended up with a massive bruise

high heels

Junwei wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote: Amators. Nuff said.

dumbest things i have ever done while drinking would be drinking my beer so fast .

Hahaha that`s what I do when I pretend thats water, not alchool >.> or when really really thristy.

Forgot to add, i think Teabag is the Yoda on this tread. The rest: quite common among drunkards.
Most of the ppl around me try to outdrink me, they failed.
Just to list few:
-my ex tried to outdrink me, he ended up lighting himslef on fire -literally- and after that he went to sleep and asked his best friend to kiss him goodnight.
-tried a 3 some, but all 3 of us were to drunk to even get naked, so we ended up doing medical exams -wouldve been cool if we werent drunk
-a handjob in a full bar

just few.

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Junwei wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote: Amators. Nuff said.

dumbest things i have ever done while drinking would be drinking my beer so fast .

Hahaha that`s what I do when I pretend thats water, not alchool >.> or when really really thristy.

Forgot to add, i think Teabag is the Yoda on this tread. The rest: quite common among drunkards.
Most of the ppl around me try to outdrink me, they failed.
Just to list few:
-my ex tried to outdrink me, he ended up lighting himslef on fire -literally- and after that he went to sleep and asked his best friend to kiss him goodnight.
-tried a 3 some, but all 3 of us were to drunk to even get naked, so we ended up doing medical exams -wouldve been cool if we werent drunk
-a handjob in a full bar

just few.

cool story. enjoyable you 3 people naked , and are you sure you didnt do something which you cant remember after ? may be more exciting things all of you cant remember

Hmmmm.... I got so wasted one time that I kept going in an out of consciousness.

I couldn't walk straight, or even stand up on my own. So my friends carried me out of the bar and one of them went home with me. She got me in the house and I ended up going to the bathroom downstairs. I passed out on the floor and woke up to find a broken glass, so I thought they gave me water or something to drink.

I stood up, went upstairs to my room, and saw my friend sleeping on my bed. So, I went up to her and petted her on the head. "Ivanna, thank you for taking me home. Roll over so I can sleep."

So she did and I passed out until late afternoon. :3

Junwei wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Junwei wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote: Amators. Nuff said.

dumbest things i have ever done while drinking would be drinking my beer so fast .

Hahaha that`s what I do when I pretend thats water, not alchool >.> or when really really thristy.

Forgot to add, i think Teabag is the Yoda on this tread. The rest: quite common among drunkards.
Most of the ppl around me try to outdrink me, they failed.
Just to list few:
-my ex tried to outdrink me, he ended up lighting himslef on fire -literally- and after that he went to sleep and asked his best friend to kiss him goodnight.
-tried a 3 some, but all 3 of us were to drunk to even get naked, so we ended up doing medical exams -wouldve been cool if we werent drunk
-a handjob in a full bar

just few.

cool story. enjoyable you 3 people naked , and are you sure you didnt do something which you cant remember after ? may be more exciting things all of you cant remember

I remember everything I do when I`m drunk, the thing is none of 3 of us found out how to unzip our pants so nothing happend LOL

The dumbest thing I have ever done was get on my bike and ride, only to not remember it.