What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Junwei wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Junwei wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote: Amators. Nuff said.

dumbest things i have ever done while drinking would be drinking my beer so fast .

Hahaha that`s what I do when I pretend thats water, not alchool >.> or when really really thristy.

Forgot to add, i think Teabag is the Yoda on this tread. The rest: quite common among drunkards.
Most of the ppl around me try to outdrink me, they failed.
Just to list few:
-my ex tried to outdrink me, he ended up lighting himslef on fire -literally- and after that he went to sleep and asked his best friend to kiss him goodnight.
-tried a 3 some, but all 3 of us were to drunk to even get naked, so we ended up doing medical exams -wouldve been cool if we werent drunk
-a handjob in a full bar

just few.

cool story. enjoyable you 3 people naked , and are you sure you didnt do something which you cant remember after ? may be more exciting things all of you cant remember

I remember everything I do when I`m drunk, the thing is none of 3 of us found out how to unzip our pants so nothing happend LOL

i call those best memories in our life. the most valuable asset . years after, we even cant remember the exam. but the most interesting things would be the memories with our friends on party

- Err..I once set my friends arm on fire with hair spray and recorded his reaction..luckily he didnt remember..but he did wonder why one of his arms was hairless for a week or 2.
- When I was in Hong Kong..I was having sex in a public outdoor bathroom and when we looked up..this really old cleaning lady was standing there with the most shock ever facial expression ever..then we had to run away from policemen whilst still trying to clothe ourselves because the woman started screaming..-_-
- Getting into a fight with a big group of Indians because we started racially imitating the way they walk and talk..after they tried to aggresively chat up some of the girls we were with.

Good timesss!

blusky wrote: The dumbest thing I have ever done was get on my bike and ride, only to not remember it.

Or call me a million times..

This all happened in one night and I've never lived it down.

I drank 3/4 of a bottle of vodka, very fast, so I was incredibally drunk and my body had gone numb from it.

1. Yelled at my friend to hit me with a loaf of frozen bread
2. Went hugging everyone at the party, got to my friends little brother and just stared at him before saying 'NO! THAT WOULD JUST BE WRONG!'
3. Threw up into a bowl which I then rolled into and poured on myself

And the best part of all

4. Went to have a shower, tried to adjust the shower head, ripped shower head out of the wall.

Apparently when I'm drunk I become shehulk.

There was more, but I don't remember most of that night so yeah.. Whoops.

Probably continue drinking, wake up in Mexico or Vegas.

Pretty bad but probably not the worst:

Tried picking up a young blonde girl who had a boyfriend. Didn't know she had a boyfriend. Of course, she brushed me off. Fortunately the boyfriend didn't seem to know as he had a bit to drink too.

This is not my personal experience, but an experience my friend had with me.

After she drinks, beers or vodka with cola, than shots shots shots, ends with few more shots of tequila
1) Around 3 am she starts calling random people on her phone
2) Starts asking people to come over
2) Meows to strange cats, and tries to pet them
3) breaks her phone, most of the times
4) kisses the ground
5) goes to ktv, falls asleep

Once, when I was hanging upside down off the couch watching the Proud family,

I grabbed my orange juice and drank it with total disregard and carefree abandon of the laws of gravity

that state: if you should drink hanging upside down, it will go in your nose.

Orange juice burns in your nose, by the way.

I drove.

I reached my hand out to a girl that I barely knew and held her hand for like 5 seconds.
She also had her boyfriend sitting right next to her chatting with some guy, when I was sitting there, kinda drunk holding onto his girlfriend's hand.

I'm sure she must have thought, "wut the fuccck?"