What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

I told someone "I love you" for the first time :sick:

So many fallen women in this thread!!! Yall need to be spanked by an older Chinese man!!!

I have drunk moderately 2 times in each end of the year and new year at the request of my mother and brothers. I have not done silly / absurd things that shame or regret me.
However I have an allergic chain reaction like red welts on my face and on my body, I am intolerant of alcoholic beverages such as beers, rum, vodka, concentrated wines.
The things that I have seen in friends and work colleagues who have done under the influence of alcohol are:
* They make funny shows and dance with a bottle.
* Vomiting in pots with plants in musical instruments and of work isntruments.
* Enter the women's bathroom without balance, pass out and sleep in the toilet of the company.
* Perform striptease at a meeting table and then fall.
* Kiss the manager's son, without consent for New Year's Eve.
* Getting extremely emotional and mourn for current and past times.
* Complain, growl for monetary incentives, even break the bottles hard.
* Fall asleep in the hallways or parks.
* Walk without a fixed heading on the road, and use the traffic cone as a pillow.
* Waking up in a stranger's room, not knowing how he got there.
* Exceed your limits and go to work basically with a hangover and physical fatigue.
* In rare cases embarrassing undressing without reason at a meeting of Friends.

A while back, at an event, washrooms were packed and lineups were long. not as bad as a sporting event. I'm waiting in line, a very attractive woman came out of one of the toilet stalls, I said out loud, "I wouldn't mind being gay if they look like that...". As if I expected a laugh track in the background like a sitcom.

hooked up with this white BBW no rubber. didn't pull out. never called her back

drinking

Standing up and having the room spin and not realizing how much a six pack of alcohol would affect me as a 16 year old..Throwing up the next day into a bucket the next day and missing school and having the worst headache of my life...

I've done some dumb stuff like drinking a whole bottle of vodka myself or mix a variety of drinks. Fortunately hangover has never bother me.

Now, the stupidest thing I've done, not only once but happened several times, was letting another equally drunk individual drive. I guess when I wasn't aware of my mortality at 18-21. Never had an accident or had to deal with the cops, but it something reckless and absolutely stupid and irresponsible. Thanks dionysus for blessing your devoted fans with uber/lyft/whatever.

I forgot,in my adult life,the dumbest thing I ever did was getting so drunk and than riding a bike home with my ex at 4 am..I almost crashed into a curb..Would not recommend this..Never drove drunk on a bike before..Otherwise the dumbest things just with general drinks?not being drunk?I am a happy drinker..So I get giggly and stupid and sometimes laugh through my nose.. XD I forgot since its been awhile..I do not drink much..

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