What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

So what are some of the dumbest things you or your friends have done under the influence of alcohol?






For example: A few days ago I was out drinking with my friends and later that night I was roller skating down the street with my friend's gown on waving a potato masher as my "fairy wand" while singing some Elton John.


Your turn

HA! it wasn't really a dumb thing. It was more unexpected.

My brother in law had spiked all my drinks. And i got shitfaced FAST!. Before i knew it, i was completely numb and out of it. I was soooooo drunk.

Then i had to go poop and i went to the bathroom, was taking a shit. Alcohol makes you all hot and stuff, so i had stripped completely naked too HAHA. And then!, i had to wipe my ass. I was afraid and started crying because I was too numb to feel anything. I was afraid to wipe my own ass because i was afraid i was gonna get shit all over my hands HAHAHAHA. I was afraid of that or while wiping my ass, my finger was going to rip through the toilet paper.

So i sat on the toilet and passed out until morning

ssssSUP

I've also done a lot of other stupid things. Like running around downtown naked and stuff. Sort of regret it but i have faint memories loool.

There's a list for me

1. Got naked and skinny dipped in winter
2. Fell asleep in the snow outside a bar
3. Walked 7 miles the wrong way(in a blizzard) only to be taken home by cops
4. Passed out in my friends bath
5. Kissed a 40 yr old man for new years eve
6. Danced on a pool table then fell off
7. Had a pee next to trash can only for oncoming traffic to see my bare ass
8. Broke my ankle attempting to jump off a 10ft wall
9. woke up in some random house I had no recollection of entering
10. Kissed my high school stalker at a party because I was lonely and he didn't look quite so repulsive.


Needless to say I rarely drink anymore because when I'm drunk I think I'm auditioning for the Hangover.

tornadomushroom wrote:
I've also done a lot of other stupid things. Like running around downtown naked and stuff. Sort of regret it but i have faint memories loool.

I like your style... if it makes you feel better I have a recurring tendency to go on pantsless tirades when i get drunk I can't help myself... I just hate wearing real pants

Personally I think alcohol brings out some of the best in people. Afterall its how I have made some of my best friends in college so far

Oh gosh :DD Truly i don't have big stories because i can be stupid without drinking XDD

But once i drunk too much and i stayed 2 hours in the bathroom in a club and i started to sleep in the cabin and the WC paper was my pillow XD My friends came to the cabin sometimes to check me and i always was laughing and said stupid things like "I'm sorry" and whatever... i can't remember. But i had a great nap there XDD

I have never had hangover I'm lucky, i know

I dun even remember j/k not really....

Captain wrote:

tornadomushroom wrote:
I've also done a lot of other stupid things. Like running around downtown naked and stuff. Sort of regret it but i have faint memories loool.

I like your style... if it makes you feel better I have a recurring tendency to go on pantsless tirades when i get drunk I can't help myself... I just hate wearing real pants

Personally I think alcohol brings out some of the best in people. Afterall its how I have made some of my best friends in college so far

Haha, trust me, i've done a lot of stupid things and i could probably tell endless stories but i'm not gonna flood this thread hahaha. But that does make me feel a little better haha. I've ran around naked multiple times, i've even karaoke while naked at a bar. Horrible at Karaoke too. But i think i had fun, hard to remember when only half your conscious is there HAHAHA.

you guyz are light weightz

I also am a fan of drunken karaoke! It was one of my favorite things to do with my friends in China, it also landed me a gig in a night club... I don't know if I was any good, but I had fun doing it!

Captain wrote: I also am a fan of drunken karaoke! It was one of my favorite things to do with my friends in China, it also landed me a gig in a night club... I don't know if I was any good, but I had fun doing it!

A sign that we should kick it one day.

The amount of win that you and I have, yielded both at the same time would probably make the world explode.

None the less, Karaoke while drunk is hilariously fun. Nothing like Karaoke MJ songs while drunk. Its INTENSE.