What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

imagine firefly, where white ppl start yelling at each other in a bar in chinese

Oh man probably too many, though not so much the weekend warrior I use to be...

To list a few (of the more amusing and playful ones):
- Trying to break into dancing circles and do the electric boogaloo (and actually believe myself to be really good)
- Cross dress...
- As the nick suggests, teabagging people passed out before me
- Convince people to make a new world record doing a human pyramid
- Be a piggy back service for my friends where my ears are the steering (all wheel drive all terrain)
- Play a$$holes on fire... a)Drop your pants and undies; b)Tear off a foot of toilet paper and clamp it between your butt cheeks; c)On the count of three, your other friend lights the toilet paper clamped in your butt cheeks; d)You start running as fast as you can to put the flame out before it gets to your butt and singes you.

Though I've always been a happy drunk... Sometimes too happy... haha I've been told I turn into abit of a "hug slut." Dishing out the love.

Well, this is an interesting question.

Several years ago i got rather sick and my friends urged me to go to a concert at Whiskey a Go Go. They told me, "This is never going to happen again! You have to go!" If you are familiar with Japanese rock, the band coming to play was Killing Red Addiction. This was a project involving two older Japanese rock icons I admire, Dynamite Tommy, and Taiji Sawada. (And my friends turned out to be very right, so I don't regret a thing!) So, I had gone all the way from San Diego early in the morning to go up and be with my friends and see the concert. I remember most of this but some of the details were foggy so my friends helped me out!

Once I arrived, I bought cold medicine, hoping that would help my condition. It caused some improvement but I was in a lot of pain, and it was just overall not a good situation for me to be in. So, I go to my cousin's house in Beverly Hills, she was unaware of my condition, and we have a few drinks. A few drinks is well enough, especially when mixed with medicine...

So, I go to the concert, a lot of people are Japanese because people that are playing are Japanese rock legends. I know Japanese, and with some booze in me, I'm a lot more social and fun, speaking to my friends already there, speaking to some visitors, and somehow ended up speaking to friends of the band. If you know Japanese culture at all. I ended up with many business cards.

Once the band we like is up, the lead singer, Dynamite Tommy mutters something, and I'm trying to understand him, so I shout in both English and Japanese "I CAN'T HEAR YOUU~" "Kikoenai!" Mind you, I'm right front and center, so no need to shout. Everyone laughs and the lead singer addresses me. "Please listen carefully, because my English is really bad." pretty much. So I'm already pretty stupid.

The concert was great and a camera crew from the concert asks about my thoughts, I can't seem to say names correctly like the order gets screwed up in my brain, however I get my message across. I get another mixed drink, and take some more medicine. (STUPID!) Then, I meet more friends outside.

We go out to eat, and for some reason, the band is also there. Since I've still got the drunk-high thing going on, I'm socializing and having a really good time. I'd be able to do this anyway, but not as well when I am sick. One of my friends is transgendered. He goes to the mens room, I accidently call my friend a "She". THAT is like the frosting on the stupid cake right there. D: Anyway, so the entire evening I was pretty much a complete idiot. lol

got super drunk one night in a club a few years ago, while i was dancing like a fool i slipped on some drinks that some idiot dropped on the dance floor, fell on the floor and busted my chin open...
Since then i decided to quit drinking forever

I dont drink lots of alcohol beacuse I get drunk really easily...
Was october 2010, I was with my parents in a japanese resturant to celebrate my mother birthday.
I drank a japanese beer and I was a little bit drunk but I could still control myself...
After we paid the (cute japanese) waiter offered us to drink sake...
I drank it and I felt a bit tired (and drunk)... I asked him some water and I bring a glass with some trasparent liquid that I found on the counter and I drank all, in just a sip... In that moment came the waiter with my water and he told me shoked: "You have drank white whiskey!"
After a few seconds I felt like a circle on my head, and I felt "strange"
I gazed the cute waiter, I took him by the tie and I have approached him near me. I put my head on his shoulder and I told him: "Kiss me!". He was looking scared my father who was so angry.
So I told him: "Ok, so get married!!!!" and I hugged him.
My father pushed away the waiter screaming like a mad.
An dI told to my father: "Dad, are you a dragon? Your eyes are really red! Anywya, do you like my husband? We'll have a wonderful child soon!!!!"
My parents drag me away from him while I was screaming "My love, one day we'll be together!!!"
Now all time that I meet him he's really embarrassed!

:sick:

Hmm let me think...

-I piggybacked on a friend's back and he ran to cafe and screamed " who ordered some chinese ?!" the *old* people were staring at us like " wtf" O.O

-i fell asleep in a dancebar -__- and got thrown out. They thought i was in coma, like huh? O.o

- during a new years party of my work, i saw outside a collegue trying to lift a (female) collegue and wanted to put her in a barrel. I lift him up (and her as well then)
But because i had drunk a lot of beer, i fell and landed on the ground... With a hole in my head -_- i had to go to the hospital and it got glued.

- with carnaval, me and my friends were going to a different city to party and an hour or two later, while jumping with the group, i landed wrong with my left foot and a muscle in my ankle was teared apart DX i thought i had a sprained ankle DX still partying ofcourse but in the evening when i was back home, it hurted like hell DX

Well,last year...I was dancing in a club and I was a little bit drunk.... one white girl came near to me and strated to dance ...I was wearing scarf in my neck and I had an ear-ring of gold.....

I gessed she liked my scarf.....she took my scarf from my neck and let her to wear....later she took my ear-ring too....

Scarf does nt matter for me but I did not asked her my gold ear-ring.....

In the same day,I was robbed by some black and white guys....coz I was really drunk...

After that I am more carefull when I go out to clubs...

there was this one time in high school i woke up in a bathroom stall at a bar laying in a puddle of my own vomit...and other stuff too...i remember waking up to the sound of pounding on the locked stall door...this lady was being friendly and trying to help me out but i was still so wasted i didn't know what was going on...off a bunch of wine and a bottle of vodka...i was 14 btw...ah good times looooool

oh ya and later on my friend carried me to his place (parent's house) and i ended up vomiting all over their living room table...i blacked out and cleaned it up the next morning...bad move

lol... nice topic!!!
Too bad I don't have anything to share because I don't do dumb things when I drink, but I do plenty of dumb things while I'm not drinking...