What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

the dumbest thing ive done when i was drunk? I banged a women who was twice my age i woke up the next morning in a hotel then i banged her again lol

Here's some from my latest collection...

I was on a holiday trip with my friend, we went to drink on a club. We stayed in a hotel that had a night watch on the door that the guests could get in even if the doors were locked during the night. Well somehow we got separated with my friend that night and I decided to walk back to the hotel. Quess what? The night watch wasn't on the door that night. The hotel had really high walls around it and I decided to go around the hotel and climb over the wall - with my high heels on... Halfway done (don't ask how, I don't know - I guess I become a ninja when drunk...) I noticed that f*** this is someone's yard I'm going to land on. Sitting on the wall I decided to go back to the door and see if the doorman was there. After several frustrated tries, someone came and opened the door. When I reached my hotel room bathroom I decided to take a bath. I jumped in a thub, my clothes on, let the hot water pour to the thub and fell asleep. What a intresting way to wake up next morning...

Second story:

It was around March last year which means that in Finland we have - 20 C and 1,5 m of snow. I came home from a bar that night and I was still living with my parents. We have a dog. He needed to pee - I thought so - the time was around 2:30 AM. I hadn't even reached the front door when our dog escaped my drunken hands and rushed outside! After seceral tequila shots, whiskey and Jagermaister I assure you my running skills weren't that well anymore. I chased my dog around my neighbourhood, lost my shoes to the snow blanket and kept chasing him barefoot. I woke up my dear neighbours by shouting to my dog (bless him) and finally fell down to the snow. At the same moment my phone started ringing, some random guy calling me from the bar and asking, if I wanted to have sex with him that night. My answer: "Hey, I don't have time to come there and f* your ass, my dog is running free."
After ending this call I realized that I'm not going to catch my dog, ever. Around 4:40 AM, I woke up my parents to help me. They had to go to work next day. My mum forbid me to go outside anymore (because I was too drunk). But did. AND CAUGHT MY DOG! The rest is history. (My family keeps reminding me of this episode. )

Edit: And, oh yes, I have woke up on the top of downhill skiing hill after a night of drinking. Not knowing how did I get there. And how to get back down.

haha the last part (dog case) sounds so finnish somehow maybe it's the -20celcius and 1,5m snow..and ofc teguila,whiskey, jagermaister... :DD i'm waiting when this happens to me

mm well as colombian we use to drink a lot.. even so i controle myself very well
anyway.. time ago i got so drunk.. that i ended up looking the stars n the moon lol..hahaha i dont remember nothing of that day.. my cousin told me that i didnt stop laughing ..n i cant deny it but i did some other stupid things.. ouch.. thank to God i dont remember that day

Lintsi wrote: haha the last part (dog case) sounds so finnish somehow maybe it's the -20celcius and 1,5m snow..and ofc teguila,whiskey, jagermaister... :DD i'm waiting when this happens to me

I hope it doesn't happen to you dear, ever. Just horrible. But I hope everyone had a good laugh, that's the reason why I posted my stories!

I dont know what to add, but i recognize myself and my friends a little bit to much in this videos.

Playing Prince of Persia at maximum level of difficulty.

Ate olives.
hate olives.

keep drinking

Crossed dressed into a naughty nurse outfit. Pink lipstick. Tried to pick up a 100 dollar bill rolled and standing on end with my butt cheeks by squatting.

In roller blades.