What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

Monica wrote: This happened back home in Italy.
My friends and I went to a funky pizzeria for something to eat, and this place was quite famous because after their closing time the pizzeria used to turned into some kind of club, where you could dance on tables and so on (i know, sounds trashy, anyway!)
So after closing time, I jumped on a table and (completely wasted!) started dancing like an idiot and blowing kisses to all the guys... Little I know that one of the men that I blew a provocative kiss to was my dad, who was standing there shocked, looking at me together with my mum, my auntie, my uncle, my auntie's friend and her husband (average age - 55), who decided to go for a bite to eat together...

Haha... what did he say/do to you after?

When I drink to much, I become very tired... I was at a birthday-party with friends and somehow, my glass was never empty... whatever, we wanted to sleep there after the party and well... I drunk to much and got sleepy, so I put my pajama on, because I wanted to sleep. Well, I was not alone in the room, some people werethere too, but I didn't really realise... they got a striptease for free

Teabag wrote: Oh man probably too many, though not so much the weekend warrior I use to be...

To list a few (of the more amusing and playful ones):
- Trying to break into dancing circles and do the electric boogaloo (and actually believe myself to be really good)
- Cross dress...
- As the nick suggests, teabagging people passed out before me
- Convince people to make a new world record doing a human pyramid
- Be a piggy back service for my friends where my ears are the steering (all wheel drive all terrain)
- Play a$$holes on fire... a)Drop your pants and undies; b)Tear off a foot of toilet paper and clamp it between your butt cheeks; c)On the count of three, your other friend lights the toilet paper clamped in your butt cheeks; d)You start running as fast as you can to put the flame out before it gets to your butt and singes you.

Though I've always been a happy drunk... Sometimes too happy... haha I've been told I turn into abit of a "hug slut." Dishing out the love.

Getting ready for a$$holes on fire with an added twist. Need to run skipping...

(and that is a wig).



Hope everyone has a great New Year!

Stole all the Christmas decorative statues of Rudolph and Santa from the front courtyard of one hotel at 3am in the morning then drove it to another hotel on the side of the town and put it on their front courtyard

Swapped around all the letter box numbers of everybody in the apartment block I was living in at the time. Feel sorry for the postman the next day.

Hang on... I don't think i was drinking at the time

magictragic wrote: Stole all the Christmas decorative statues of Rudolph and Santa from the front courtyard of one hotel at 3am in the morning then drove it to another hotel on the side of the town and put it on their front courtyard

Swapped around all the letter box numbers of everybody in the apartment block I was living in at the time. Feel sorry for the postman the next day.

wow, you're like the grinch

I can honestly say.. nothing! lol

I have never been drunk before! XD I cant seem to get drunk :/

maybe its the irish in me :L

LOL...i'm still too embarrassed about it :/...maybe i'll laugh about it in future...

filou wrote: LOL...i'm still too embarrassed about it :/...maybe i'll laugh about it in future...

So what did you do?

Stolen a giant cornetto.
Stolen a hamster (in my defence, the pet shop I stole him from is a dump)
Stolen a car.

I'm kind of a klepto when I've been drinking.

I blacked out.
Fought my friend (lost big time because I was destroyed)
Tried to leave
Girl wanted to give me a lap dance I pushed her away.
Woke up in a pavilion in someones back yard with no shirt, face all jacked up, and the cops yelling at me to get on the ground.

The douchiest moment of my life.