What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

Here's what I did after. There is a huge tank of water a couple of blocks away from my friends house and after a good night of drinking, we decide to check it out and have a see for ourselves. I decide to climb through the stairs by the side and was able to reach the top, which is really high. Probably around 3 to 4 floors high of a shopping mall. I had trouble going down because I got a lot dizzy while staying up there. That was some rush though.

i drew a barcode on my friend yesterday so i coiuld purchase him at wegmans... in the end i sold him to my other friend for 10 bucks... drunk trades are the best thing ever!

I don't drink that much to do stupid things.

Pass out and puke on myself....... :sick:

broke a tooth

I wouldn't say dumb, but dangerous.
I fell from a second floor trying to go down the stair. I don't know whyy there was a hole in it and well, I fell.

The Next day I woke up and my hole body ached and besides My clothes had blood hahaha yes. The funny part is that i dont remember falling down xD.

Something really stupid and dangerous.

The night before a final, I went out to a party and proceeded to get smashed. Didn't plan on it, but it happened anyway. Everclear was the poison of the night.

I blacked out and was later woken up in my car by friends.

Drove a girl to her dormitory while very intoxicated. Drove through the courtyard, thank God nobody was there.

Then, I drove back home. I do not remember that 30min. drive.
I felt like I was on autopilot.

Needless to say, I missed my final.

But thank God, it was an Intro to Computer Science class and the professor loved me. Got an A still.

I'm throwing my keys away when I get that drunk again.

I cried my heart out over nonsense, then I kissed the taxi driver -_-

LittleMeWhatever wrote: I cried my heart out over nonsense, then I kissed the taxi driver -_-

im sure he was happy so it's all good

Never got to the point of doing stupid stuff. its always tipsy and having fun or get drunk and pass out. i dont kno how people get drunk and still do stuff lol.

Funny story about my friend though.

He was sleeping next to his girl and then he woke up and stood on her bed. She woke up and was like wtf and then he started pissing all over her bed like its a toilet. They broke up after