What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

Captain wrote: I also am a fan of drunken karaoke! It was one of my favorite things to do with my friends in China, it also landed me a gig in a night club... I don't know if I was any good, but I had fun doing it!

you landed that bec you are white

i know, and yet i don't really care, like i said i had fun doing it.

I am very major light weight and my friends know this
Yet for some reason they thought it a good idea to give me Tequila shots
We were working in the kitchen at a summer camp at the time and it was our night off
I think I was about 2 or 3 shots in and decided I wanted to go for a midnight swim
Mind you I had no swim suit on...
So I ran down to main beach, stripped down and jumped right in.
Little did I know I was giving several of the male councellers sitting by a nearby campfire a free show.
Appearently my friends got me dressed and got me back to my cabin where I passed out cold.
The next morning, I was serving breakfast and noticed the councellers giving these weird smiles
Not remembering anything from last night, I asked my friend what was going on, she then clued me into my adevnture last night.
After turning several different shades of red
I retreated into the kitchen and didnt go back into the dinning hall for the rest of the day.
The moral of this story...
Know your limit

Blackout on top of a public toilet and having my friend find me passed out next the elevator on the floor.

I had to jumped off the wharf last night because I lost the bar bet. Im staying home tonight... (((arrrchooo)))

probably the dumbest thing I did... was going into work.

I worked at a 7-11 back when I was like 22 years old and for a while..I was going through a bad stint of insomnia. at the time I was living with my parents still ( dont laugh..i really wasnt ready to be independent yet)... anyhow.. my step dad felt sorry for me ( one of the few times ) and gave me some whiskey to well.. knock my ass out so i could sleep. Honestly though..it just made me sick. Normally I have a really strong tolerance for alcohol even the hard stuff..but i think with such a terrible lack of sleep the whiskey really affected me. Yeah I fell asleep... unfortunately though..since it also made me sick I had to get up ( ok actually I crawled) into the bathroom to throw up..I think I threw up 5 or 6 times before I actually fell asleep. The later that night ( I had graveyard shift)..I had to go into work with basically a hangover and still feeling tired and like shit.

sorry..I have no really funny drunk stories...

I dont drink Often enough to have any..and plus like I said...I normally have a ridiculously high tolerance.

tornadomushroom wrote:

Captain wrote: I also am a fan of drunken karaoke! It was one of my favorite things to do with my friends in China, it also landed me a gig in a night club... I don't know if I was any good, but I had fun doing it!

A sign that we should kick it one day.

The amount of win that you and I have, yielded both at the same time would probably make the world explode.

None the less, Karaoke while drunk is hilariously fun. Nothing like Karaoke MJ songs while drunk. Its INTENSE.

Oh my your mention of karaoking MJ songs made my heart skip a beat... care to elope?
We would have epic win should we ever be found within a 10 mile radius of one another.

Oh god where do I start? I haven't done anything really dangerous, but I basically turn into a pervy idiot who thinks she can speak french and looks like Beyonce


-Passed out under a twister mat on a pool table
-Was playing drunken fruit ninja and accidentally kicked my foot through a window
-Grabbed a cops ass because I thought he was a male stripper
-Drunken topless snowboarding
-Woke up in my living room in a pile of 16 people surrounded by a light-up reindeer, giant traffic cone, and a life-sized cardboard cutout of Lara Croft


Those are just some of my proudest moments :3

Well, the first time I ever got drunk was in Argentina and I had drank a liter of vodka by myself. Needless to say it was an interesting night. I completely messed up my cousin's friend's bathroom by playing around with the toilet, it would move from side to side so I started rocking in it causing the water to leak out from under it. I also clogged up the sink from puking so much. After that it was time to go home where for some reason I decided to become extremely emotional. I cried the whole taxi ride home. The taxi driver felt so bad for me he didn't even charge us for the ride and let me tell you, it was not a short drive, lol. Then when we got home, for some odd reason, I wanted a dog, and not just any dog, a pure German Shepherd. My sister and my cousin had a hard time trying to persuade me that there was no dog, lol. After I was finally in the house, I got into a fist fight with my sister because she wouldn't let me sleep in the middle of the bed. Anyways, I don't know if this was funny or not but not my sister and I just look back and laugh about it, mostly me though since she didn't really enjoy the getting beat up part, lol
Long story short, drinking a liter of vodka by myself and becoming extremely emotional was the stupidest thing I ever did. As well as the next day when I took on the challenge of learning how to drive a motorcycle practically still drunk. I almost ended up a tree :/

I've done a few dumb things, probably...

Probably try to sneak back into a bar that my friends and I had just been asked to leave. Or, actually, one time a bartender asked to see my ID and I showed them an underage ID as if it were no problem...

They gave me the drink anyway. I'm not really sure how that worked. XD

But drunken karaoke is always a favourite of mine, for those of you who had mentioned it~