What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

Since I always tend to cry when I am drunk and be too honest with people around me I stopped drinking. The last time I drunk alcohol was a few months ago and I tried to chat up a gay Asian friend, no need to say I failed and started crying.

i have done a lot of stupid shit during my Navy days...passed out in girl's restrooms, fell asleep in a ditch, pissed on a bank, pissed outside of a car while on the highway, used a traffic cone as a pillow, threw up in a train, threw up in a movie theater...but those days were long gone, i had my fun haha

JJANG wrote: Oh god where do I start? I haven't done anything really dangerous, but I basically turn into a pervy idiot who thinks she can speak french and looks like Beyonce


-Passed out under a twister mat on a pool table
-Was playing drunken fruit ninja and accidentally kicked my foot through a window
-Grabbed a cops ass because I thought he was a male stripper
-Drunken topless snowboarding
-Woke up in my living room in a pile of 16 people surrounded by a light-up reindeer, giant traffic cone, and a life-sized cardboard cutout of Lara Croft


Those are just some of my proudest moments :3

Darling I think I may have just fallen in love with you all over again <3

How am I supposed to answer this ? I can't remember anything !

i was with friends camping and we had drinking alc too. At the night i have to go to the toilett and iahve take the shoes from my friend and lost them on the field... At next morning he had search his shoes and at first he had than take my shoes than. he had found his shoes than xD

I cannot forget it. Here, in my country we have a thing like copperpenis owl. And if you do something bad we say: "Copperpenis owl will take you away."
Seven years ago, our school had a trip in the mountains. It happen on a winter night. Very heavy snow had fallen in the country. The place we stayed was cold, because of this we started drinking vodka. After some shots we was pretty drunken. We go out to play in the snow. One of our clasmate said: "We can srearch the copperpenis owl in the forest ."
So, yes, we searched in hours the copperpenis own. Seriously. Yeah, i think you know already. We didn't find anything.

I ordered Big Mac at Burger King.

humm..the dumbest thing I've done while drinking is that I've been calling my friends and shout them 'cause they weren't where I was lol also I once flirted to one of my classmates and next day I actually heard from one of my friend that the guy I flirted to actually liked me

and..when I last time had a hangover (I didn't feel sick, was just tired and had a headache) my mum decided to give me pineapple juice " 'cause this makes you feel better"...well after 5 minutes I threw all of it and I tell you I hate throwing up..it's the last thing I'd do..I'm very sure my mum did that on purpose..grr...

But, I really wait when I do something extremely stupid

Ha ha, maybe i shouldn't say this... I've flirted a lot with my best friend and later kissed him ><
We were two drunk girls fighting for him and i won x)
I'm not really proud of that tho..
And whenever i'm drunk i'm always laughing....everything is funny

Adding on to the list, last night I got slammed and started yelling at the bartender in Chinese for some unknown reason. At least I did it properly, thank you Chinese class!

P.S. most people were both horrified AND impressed!