What are the dumbest things you've done while drinking?

Okay, completely taking my age out of the question here.....

So, after a party night and my one sober friend is driving me and a few friends home. She passes by my house so she can take a U-Turn and drop my other friend off who happens to live down the street from me. I thought I was being kidnapped, or something stupid like that and started crying and I pretty much jumped out of the moving car window while she was making the U-Turn. I just rolled out and didn't break anything, but got banged up pretty bad, and I can imagine how stupid I looked, because it was raining that night too, so I probably looked like a soaked dog with my makeup running and everything. I got pissed off and started yelling, and keep in mind, this is 1AM. I hear my neighbors cursing and I just run over to my friends' house where they parked and passed out on her living room floor while covered in mud ugh. I'm sure I've done way worse while sober haha but this is the worst drunk encounter for now

Yooooo I think we were meant to be best friends hahahah! That's an awesome story!

The thing is, the dumbest things I've done have always been when I was super gone, y'know? I still have trouble connecting the dots, but the dumbest way I woke up was on a park bench in front of my dorm, in nothing but my underwear and somebody's bike underneath me. And this was late afternoon, so a lot of people walked by me and didn't even care lol

I was at a game and after a couple of beers I had to pee so bad I found a tree and proceeded (it was dark at night). A cop saw me and gave me a warning. Lol.

Doing multiple bicycle kicks and playing water polo/jumping in the pool naked with my soccer teammates in high school. It is actually the funniest thing.

Dumbest thing done AFTER drinking: riding a motorcycle leading to my leg injury that took me 3 months to recover.

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Got pregnant.

me? drunk? never!

Took a shit on my laptop

Just couldn't make it to my engagement party.

we burgled in an open-air swimbad at night xD